cute photo

This is very cute puppy photo i know people always like cute photos....

 

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Circus Main......

Circus me ladki ne sher ko kiss kiya!
Ring Master: Aap me se koi ye kar sakta he?
Chintu: main aata hu par pehle is sher ko hatao!

Welcome Summer

Kamble aur Razai ko kro Maaf
Cooler aur A.C.carlo saaf
Ab bina nhaye nhi banegi baat
Apne nature me rakho narmi
Meri taraf se aapko
"HAPPY GARMI"

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Christmas Poem

Christmas Poem

Twas the night before Christmas
and throughout the substation,
Not a deputy stirred,
they were all on vacation.

The stockings were hung
on the wall with great care,
Next to some T-shirts
and old underwear.

I was working the night shift
compiling stats,
Answering the phone,
and feeding the rat.

When all of a sudden
there arose such a clatter,
I leapt from my desk
to see what was the matter!

I opened the door
with a creak and a crick,
And saw a jolly red fat man
I knew must be St. Nick.

I had seen his picture
a time or two,
He was wanted:
Article 27 - Section 342.

I threw open the door
and commanded him "Freeze!"
"Put your hands on you head
and get down on your knees."

But he turned and he ran,
up the chimney he flew,
With me in pursuit,
toward Booth St. I knew.

When we got to the roof
Santa made for his sleigh,
Throwing down toys
and blocking my way.

As I got to the peak,
he threw down some crack,
I slipped and I fell
landing flat on my back.

To my front I was faced
with a toy M-1 tank,
And Pink Power Rangers
covering my flank.

"On Dasher, on Dancer!",
he cried loud and clear.
Then I got off three rounds
and dropped the lead deer.

Exam

2 dost ek hi exm me 2 ri bar fail ho gaye

1 dost- chal yaar suicide karte hai,

2 dost- abe pagla gaya h kya agle janam fir "jr.KG" se shuru karna padega.....

Santa to Pappa

Santa: pappa agar main exam pass karunga to kya doge?

Pappa: ek cycle dilaadoonga

Santa: agar fail hua to?

Pappa: 10 cycle dilaaunga

Santa: woh kyu?

Pappa: padhaai bandh karke cycle shop khol lo

Comedy jokes

Man: Bed majbut banana, Mere BETE ko BAHU k sath sona hai.
Mistri: Aisa Majbut Bed banaunga SARA MOHALLA BAHU k sath SOEGA to bhi nahi tutega..!

Beta: Papa apki shaadi ho gayi?
Papa: Haan.
Beta: Kis se hui?
Papa: Bewkuf teri mummy se..
Beta: Wah papa ghar me hi setting kar li.


MAA-Beta Apple Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Mengo Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Beta Orange Khaoge,
BETA-Nahi
MAA-Bilkul Baap Par Gaya Hai,
Chappal Hi Khayega.

Baar baar yeh din aaye,

Baar baar yeh din aaye,
baar baar yeh dil gaaye,
tu jiye hazaro saal,
yehi hai meri aarzoo,
Happy Birthday To You !!!

JAb maine......

JAb maine darwaza khola, Apki ankho me AANSU,

chehre par hansi thi,

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Sanso me AAHEN,

Dil me Bebasi thi.

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Pehle Kyu Nhi Bataya,

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Darwaze Me Ungli Phasi Thi.

TUSSI Ty GREAT HO

Oye.....
(,") Battamez
<((>
_//_

... Besharam

Behaya

Baewaqof

Nikammy

Jahil

Pagal

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hein
Wo L0g .

Jo ap ki
Qadar nhn kartay!
TUSSI Ty GREAT HO